Shaving

I hate to shave. I consider it a time consuming chore. Now I don't have the hassle of ladies who shave their legs, but I hate to shave. When I am on site at a client I don't shave. Of course I do before I hit the plane cause Empress does not like an unshaved Sugar.
I told ya that to tell ya this.
At dinner one night I saw a guy with a very well maintained beard. I was bored so I kinda looked and studied (hey, I said I was bored). Anyway I figured he spent more time grooming that beard than I spend shaving my fat face. Therefore I have another reason not to go to the beard stage (fear being the first of course).