Travel Fun

So Sugar is finally back where he belongs. Flying on planes, sleeping in hotels, and eating in resturants. Flew into Midway this afternoon. Second trip here so I of course arrogantly thought I had it all "covered". Let's skip past the getting lost on the way to the hotel (next to the one I was in previously), let's skip the fact that I couldn't find the hotel in the complex and had to ask directions (will be sending in my Man Card later). No let's concentrate on something else.
I was given a Dodge Charger. It is new with less than 1500 miles on it. Still smells nice. This car had the funniest keys I had ever seen. They were little bitty skinny things. Search as I might, I could not find a hole in which they fit. I mean they were little short skinny things trying to fill a big hole (OK ladies.....). I even looked for a start button "as seen on TV" to no avail. Finally I lost my last drop of testosterone and went to the booth to ask the lady how to start my car. It seems that the black thingy with the lock/unlock/trunk/panic functions also has a little tit on the end that fits into the hole that starts the car that embarassed the shit out of Sugar.
It may be a long week folks..............