I have said it before and I will say it again. If you are ever lost in ButtFuck VA or anywhere else do not ask for directions at a gas station unless you speak Farsi or Pashtu. Don't ask a cop. Go to a Pizza Hut or a Dominos. These guys know where places are. Mapquest sent me to a street that can best be described as a driveway.
But I am OK now.............